wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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