I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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