So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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