love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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