Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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