it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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