We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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