the day after is always just damage control
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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