8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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