Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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