well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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