Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
My ATM looks so different sober.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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