id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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