How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
