butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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