@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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