My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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