just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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