You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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