all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
It's never too late to be topless.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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