hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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