Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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