Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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