The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we have officially lost it.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I have peed in a lot of sinks
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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