remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We are two peas in an std pod
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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