whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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