it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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