it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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