there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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