no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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