No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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