You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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