ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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