You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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