how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Randomize
