On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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