i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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