out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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