# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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