found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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