Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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