Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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