On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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