it wasn't lemon gatorade
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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