I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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