Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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