I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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