At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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