i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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