Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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