They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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