we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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