My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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