You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
At least make sure they are 18
Why
this just has baby written all over it
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I have already put on my inside pants.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
