My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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