We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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