I didn't shave. On purpose
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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