Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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